my favorite hobby is not being a parent
knuckle tats saying “oh no” and “nooo”
Thank you total stranger for informing me how tired I look. Your insult wrapped in fake concern isn’t really necessary because no one knows my exhaustion quite like I do.
Don’t be a dick.
people who “grew out” of pokemon are weak and i have no time for them
84 percent of American serial killers are white but you’re afraid of black people…
YOU MAY WAKE AS DUKE VON DAHL IN A TWIST OF FATE.