"Please fax the invoice to…" Yeah because I have a fax machine or the time to go to a place specifically to use a public fax machine to send private information to a fax machine that I dont know is private yeah that’s a great ideaEdit: Online fax services are a thing I’ve just discovered but I still don’t like the idea of sending a fax to a shared fax machine
I read that mice dont’ like the strong smell of dryer sheets so I spread five out in my room and, yeah the smell is very strong because within ten minutes I want to leave my room
nothing gets you to pick up everything off the floor like suspecting there’s a mouse in your room
You don’t get to be a bitch about something you got for free from winning a raffle that nobody was obligated to do and have anyone put up with it because no, you’re not a paying customer, you’re a raffle winner (from like, four months ago)
Being a bitch about something you got for free just makes you ungrateful
How many golden retrievers does it take to make you say ‘Awww’?
222 golden retrievers gather in Scotland for the Guisachan Gathering, which is held at the home of the man who bred the first golden retriever in 1868.
the only downside i see of getting a baby goat is that is will turn into an adult goat
1959 Chevrolet Bel Air vs. 2009 Chevrolet Malibu IIHS crash test
The one aspect where the phrase “They don’t build them like they used to” is NOT a put down.
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
The Matches: December Is For Cynics
YOU MAY WAKE AS DUKE VON DAHL IN A TWIST OF FATE.