Half-Assed Ambiguity

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bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

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qkazoo:

knuckle tats saying “oh no” and “nooo”

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(Source: realfun-funeral)

Thank you total stranger for informing me how tired I look. Your insult wrapped in fake concern isn’t really necessary because no one knows my exhaustion quite like I do.
Don’t be a dick.

(Source: whiteandothercolors)

(Source: realcraftmanship)

britishtomsaremyfriends:

people who “grew out” of pokemon are weak and i have no time for them

breadfairy:

Midwest

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Tig Notaro (x)

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jcoleknowsbest:

84 percent of American serial killers are white but you’re afraid of black people…


YOU MAY WAKE AS DUKE VON DAHL IN A TWIST OF FATE.