its not that hard to get a job
I wore flip flops to Home Depot and proceeded to drop a heavy metal tool on my toe because I am a great big idiot probably
Knocked out these Waldorf & Statler pieces on the backs of thighs today. Tough sitter!
i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
my favorite hobby is not being a parent
knuckle tats saying “oh no” and “nooo”
YOU MAY WAKE AS DUKE VON DAHL IN A TWIST OF FATE.