Half-Assed Ambiguity

japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

(Source: graveyardguts)

its not that hard to get a job

an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years 

(Source: sparkle-planet)

(Source: ellliot)

I wore flip flops to Home Depot and proceeded to drop a heavy metal tool on my toe because I am a great big idiot probably

dustyneal:

Knocked out these Waldorf & Statler pieces on the backs of thighs today. Tough sitter!

dustyneal:

Knocked out these Waldorf & Statler pieces on the backs of thighs today. Tough sitter!

(Source: total-queer-move)

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(Source: sinolovenoloquiere)

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

(Source: thorinium)

qkazoo:

knuckle tats saying “oh no” and “nooo”


YOU MAY WAKE AS DUKE VON DAHL IN A TWIST OF FATE.