i used to think “it could be worse!” was the dumbest, cop-out-iest response to someone being unhappy, but then i read about how the vikings used to execute people by slitting their stomach open, tying one end of their intestines to a tree, and making them walk around that tree until the entirety of their innards were wrapped around it. really gives the concept of “someone is probably having a worse day than you” a whole new meaning
I can’t wait until Christmas because I am so excited about Chris opening his gifts [but more importantly, me opening mine]*
The Story of A Fierce Bad Rabbit… by Beatrix Potter…1906’s First Edition First Printing…
I swear some of the places I put in applications to have sold my phone number because I don’t enter it into any website that’s sketchy and no, I don’t care about some fruit reduction diet, stop texting me
I don’t get fun when I drink anymore I just get sleepy
When I get really stressed or mad about something I just remind myself that im seeing butch walker for the third time this year on Saturday
YOU MAY WAKE AS DUKE VON DAHL IN A TWIST OF FATE.