having homework makes me really productive in the sense that I will suddenly find interest in several non-homework related projects that I’ve been putting off for at least a month
and while it was tasty, dd didn’t even bother to make the two slices of toast even with eachother
my manger brought me a dunkin donuts grilled cheese sandwich with those tatertots/crispy crown potato things and while I appreciate it, I am very suspicious of why
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
ketchup is good on almost everything
Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
No no no.
YOU MAY WAKE AS DUKE VON DAHL IN A TWIST OF FATE.