Half-Assed Ambiguity

Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore.

(via natashakills)

(Source: shortsimplestories)

having homework makes me really productive in the sense that I will suddenly find interest in several non-homework related projects that I’ve been putting off for at least a month

nevver:

The best way to hold a hamburger (it’s science)

nevver:

The best way to hold a hamburger (it’s science)

and while it was tasty, dd didn’t even bother to make the two slices of toast even with eachother

my manger brought me a dunkin donuts grilled cheese sandwich with those tatertots/crispy crown potato things and while I appreciate it, I am very suspicious of why

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

screenshotsofdespair:

Still good.

screenshotsofdespair:

Still good.

(Source: 2mrz2013)

nevver:

Design Crush

nevver:

Design Crush

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

ketchup is good on almost everything

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

No?
No.
No no no.

(Source: vicepresidentgay)

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]


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