Half-Assed Ambiguity

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

screenshotsofdespair:

Still good.

screenshotsofdespair:

Still good.

(Source: 2mrz2013)

nevver:

Design Crush

nevver:

Design Crush

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

ketchup is good on almost everything

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

No?
No.
No no no.

(Source: vicepresidentgay)

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

nevver:

Nope

nevver:

Nope

(Source: l-e-m-i-n-i-m-a-l-i-s-m-e)

gamercrunch:

8-bit fridge art
Source: reddit

gamercrunch:

8-bit fridge art

Source: reddit

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

I appreciate silence. I appreciate people who don’t need to fill the world with excess noise in order to communicate a message.

(Source: breatheasyhoney)


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